More stupid reasons to keep/join a chapter:
Because you think boys will like you more if you become a ________.
Because all the popular girls from your HS are ________s.
Because your boyfriend's fraternity only dates/mixes with _______s and you're afraid he'll break up with you if you don't end up pledging there.
Because all the girls in your group seem to really like _________ and you don't want to be the only one who doesn't.
Because all of your high school BFFs love __________ and you all want to be in the same sorority, so you have to like ________ too.
Because Carrie Underwood/Neve Campbell/Ashley Judd/insert celebrity here is a ________ and you love her.
Because your friend AT ANOTHER SCHOOL is a __________ , and her chapter is considered the "rich/pretty/cool/party/whatever stereotype you like sorority" and you want to be one.
Stupid reasons to drop a chapter:
Because a girl who once gave you a dirty look in 8th grade is a ______.
Because that teacher you hated in HS is a ________ alumna.
Because you hate the color ________. (I joined a sorority whose main color is not my fave)
Because you don't like pandas/sailboats/teddy bears/doves/angels/whatever.
Because you heard that the girl who plays Izzy/Meredith/whoever on Grey's is a ___________ and you HATE her character.
Because ________ only has 2 letters, and it would make your boobs look weird in tee shirts.
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"Remember that apathy has no place in our Sorority." - Kelly Jo Karnes, Pi
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