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Old 01-12-2009, 02:44 AM
KSUViolet06 KSUViolet06 is offline
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More stupid reasons to keep/join a chapter:

Because you think boys will like you more if you become a ________.

Because all the popular girls from your HS are ________s.

Because your boyfriend's fraternity only dates/mixes with _______s and you're afraid he'll break up with you if you don't end up pledging there.

Because all the girls in your group seem to really like _________ and you don't want to be the only one who doesn't.

Because all of your high school BFFs love __________ and you all want to be in the same sorority, so you have to like ________ too.

Because Carrie Underwood/Neve Campbell/Ashley Judd/insert celebrity here is a ________ and you love her.

Because your friend AT ANOTHER SCHOOL is a __________ , and her chapter is considered the "rich/pretty/cool/party/whatever stereotype you like sorority" and you want to be one.


Stupid reasons to drop a chapter:

Because a girl who once gave you a dirty look in 8th grade is a ______.

Because that teacher you hated in HS is a ________ alumna.

Because you hate the color ________. (I joined a sorority whose main color is not my fave)

Because you don't like pandas/sailboats/teddy bears/doves/angels/whatever.

Because you heard that the girl who plays Izzy/Meredith/whoever on Grey's is a ___________ and you HATE her character.

Because ________ only has 2 letters, and it would make your boobs look weird in tee shirts.




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Last edited by KSUViolet06; 01-12-2009 at 04:30 AM.