[CrimsonTide4]

Originally Posted by TonyB06

Dear Losing coach of last night's game, (Melanie?)

I'm sorry your Lady Hoopsters lost -- actually yall's offense was pretty bad and it was not a fun game to do. But, it was not a total waste. It was a pleasure watching you on the bench, in all of your foineness. As your team got behind by 5, 10, and then 15 points, you sat there with that pretty smile, taking it all in. If they gave points for "coaching cuteness," yall probably would have only lost by 20 instead of the 28,30 points yall lost by.

Never have I had so much fun watching a coach during time outs. (I would have even let you argue a few calls with me....for a little while, anyway.) I'd advise you get some new plays for your team, but as long as you on the bench, I'm more than happy to officiate any game you are a part of.

Tony,

Ask her does she need an assistant.