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Dear Beyonce's black leotard,
I know you are tired from all of the overuse. You looked really cute in the Single Ladies Video, but when I saw you in the SNL skit, your luster began to fade. I thought it was time to go back in the closet; however, imagine my surprise and dismay when you showed up in Beyonce's Diva video and AGAIN for Halo.
I know there's a recession but Beyonce could at least get another color leotard. I know her mama works some skills with a bedazzler and a hot glue gun...*cough-Dereon-*cough
So black leo, I hope that after the first of this year you are allowed to breathe a little; God knows you probably need it.
For the Love of leotards,
pinkies up
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"Hearts that are loyal and hearts that are true"
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