Dear Clients:
SERIOUSLY? The WEEK of Christmas and you are expecting holiday assistance? When it's been advertised since the BEGINNING OF NOVEMBER??!! Sorry, there is probably very little to no assistance available at this time. And I have 10 business days to act on any changes. Do not come in here every day to ask if your case is done, when your verifications ARE ALREADY LATE!!

I can only do one thing at at time.
Dear economy:
I spent way more money than I intended to this weekend. Why is it that you are not stimulated yet?
Dear people:
My National Holiday is one week away. I accept cash and money orders.