|
In the airport last week, a 10-ish-year-old girl and a 6-ish-year-old boy waiting for a flight with their dad:
Girl: "But Daddy, why are you dating her? Isn't it going to hurt Mommy's feelings?"
Dad: "Well, when your mother and I got a divorce, we dec-"
Boy: "BUT DAD YOU DON'T EVEN LOOK ALIKE, WHY ARE YOU DATING HER?"
__________________
My real-life signature is completely illegible.
|