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^^^ CTHU
Dear Water Aerobics Drill Sergeant:
I *HEART* you and our Tuesday workouts. Coming to you on Tuesday gives me endorphins for another day of work on Wednesday and pushes me to work out again on Wednesday, even without water aerobics. However, I wish you could pow-wow with the Thursday instructor so she can get closer to your level.
Dear Division President:
How in da hayle did you fire the last great IT developer in our company but kept that mediocre chick that shows more and more everyday that either she's super lazy or just doesn't know what she's doing? The last great developer must have cussed you out reallll good.You know you deserve every swear and profane thought that's slung at you.
I'll be so glad when I get my CDL so I can get the hayle on. Lord knows April can't get here fast enough.
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