Dear Pops' "Girlfriend",
Yeah, I heard from your own nephew (who can't stand you either) that you had something to say about me and his Kappa League brothers sending an arrangement to the funeral home of your brother-in-law (his grandfather). Look, you better be real glad I am 1. Saved, 2. Educated, and 3. in another state, because otherwise I would've talked so bad to you!
So quit being a hater and get over it. It is not because of me and my siblings that my pops hasn't married you! Hell, we are all grown and gone! My BABY sister is 20, so none of us have anything to do with that. Face it, "if he liked it, then he woulda put a ring on it!"
Now, as the oldest of my siblings, I have kept my two sisters from beaten that @ss on several occasions, so don't think I won't let'em succeed next time! Test my gangsta if you like....
