JAM - great reply

Just what I would expect from you
Delt Alum - I am STILL rolling with laughter from that one - too cute!
LeslieAGD - heeheehee...well, its better than trying to compare Clinton to God (that was hard to even type!)...but I won't go there
Life - Its all good - if I can sit through a 3 hour Mass with my in-laws, with my swollen ankles and coughing fits from the incense, all the while making fun of the lady doing the readings because I swear she sounds JUST LIKE Ward Burton of NASCAR, then you should be just fine

(I swear she sounded like him - if you are a NASCAR fan you know that Ward -- who says his name like this...Wooadddd -- talks VERY slow and with the most annoying Yankee meets Southern accent)