Dear PHIne Arse chick at work...okay, so we flirt a lot, but I have a few concerns:
1. I love the professional side of you, but I hate the after-work "hood" side of you.
2. Why did you let your boyfriend put his hands on you?
3. Why is he small enough to have a car seat?
4. Why is he a 40 yr. old gang banger?
5. Why does he not have a 401K or a 457B?
6. Why do I not think he knows what those are?
Please address 1-6 and then get back at me...HOLLA!
