[lil_sunshine]

Dearest Barbie:

Once again, I must call your stupid azz out. Last Wednesday, I filed a vacay day slip to take Thursday off to go see my nana in the hospital. When I went to your office to have you sign the slip so I could file it with the receptionist, you had gone home for the day. So I- knowing protocol- went to PC and he signed the slip for me approving the day and e-mailed you and my other supervisor.

*NOTE* My nana is 80 y.o. and has been hospitalized since the 18th with congestive heart failure AND pneumonia. She's making progress slowly but surely. */NOTE*

So when I come to work on Friday and you asked me what was going on and I told you- thinking you were genuinely concerned- the only thing your stupid azz was worried about was why I hadn't come to you earlier on Wednesday for you to sign my vacay day slip. And then you told me that next time I decide to do that I should give you more notice. WTF?!?!? How the hayle was I supposed to know you were gonna leave early? Also, where the hayle are your elderly family members? Do they live here or in Russia? And I'm sure you'd call in sick or something if anything happened to them.

But it's all to the good. You should thank goodness I didn't go Wayne Brady on you and choke the living highlights out of that empty noggin of yourn. Oh, but you can still get it if you decide to act stupid again. Remember that......