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Breakdown:
(Leader) WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
(All) Born in the backwoods, raised by bears, got two sets of teeth and four coats of hair, got two steel balls, and a cast iron rod, im a mean mother fucker, im a TKE by god.
Drinking Song:
So heres to brother (name), brother (name), brother (name). So heres to brother (name) whos with us tonight. Hes happy, hes jolly, hes fucked up by golly, so heres to brother (name) whos with us tonight. So drink mother fucker, drink mother fucker... (repeat drink mother fucker till they finish)
Canal Street:
Canal street, canal street, the street that I adore, but ill be a son of a bitch if i can find a whore.
I found one, I found one, sitting on a rock, but ill be a son of a bitch if I can find my cock.
I found it, I found it, sitting in my hand, but ill be a son of a bitch if I can make it stand.
I made it stand, I made it stand, up to my chin, but ill be a son of a bitch if i can get it in.
I got it in, I got it in, up to her snout, but ill be a son of a bitch if I can get it out.
I got it out, i got it out, now its all red and sore.
The moral of the story is you NEVER FUCK A WHORE
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