Dear Greedy Co-Worker(s)
Today was our United Way Luncheon and our coordinator got a nice lunch spread for the department. Why did you think it was necessary to take ALL the remaining sandwiches like you paid for them. There were co-workers who did not get a chance to eat anything because they were helping with the presentation. But somehow you managed to get 3rds, 4ths and 5ths before some folks got any and packed it up to go
I do not understand your mentality, you eat like no one feeds you and hover over all the food. Plus you currently have a nasty cough so I am really
with you right now. I am glad you stopped rifling throuh the food in the refrigerator knowing daymn well you put nothing in it. Your co-conspirator was better than you today but she can go sit down too. Neither one of you has any home training and trust NO ONE thinks it's cute. We tried to speak to you about it with tact (trust me we did) and you both acted like we told you the time.
Usually we keep it at hi and bye. Ack like you want touch something of mine and your azz is what you will kiss goodbye...
One of your fed up co-workers...
P.S- Get some lysol dude really