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Originally Posted by MTSUGURL
I watched Geraldo (sp?) interview Chuck Norris. He asked Chuck if he would run for office, and Chuck replied, "Imagine that I run for office and during the debate the opponent attacks my character. So I jump over the podium and choke him to death."
True story. I about lost it.
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You're really serious?
That's what happens when you put Geraldo and Chuck Norris together.
Can you imagine what might happen if you had Chuck Norris on the Jerry Springer show or Maurie Povich--the paternity tests? Who's the Daddy?
Something along the lines of "No, not Chuck - or you die!"