Look.
My job, Damien Ministries is currently in FOURTH PLACE in donations for the DC Help the Homeless Walkathon.
I KNOW, RIGHT???? WTF?!?!?!?!
It is my mission to destroy the competition and let all those other homeless service providers KNOW that Damien Ministries is not to be trifled with!
We don't just help homeless people -- we help homeless people living with HIV/AIDS secure transitional housing.
Take THAT, Miriam's Kitchen!!!
How YOU doin, Samaritan Ministries!!!
So if EVERYBODY I know gave just five dollars, we'd WIN this mug!
I'm just sayin!
So PLEASE follow this link to give today!
http://www.helpthehomelessdc.org/goto/DamienMinistries
For what it's worth, if you use this information about where I work to stalk me or to have me fired, I will effing kill you. I am like THIS with the Five Deadly Venoms, mmkay?