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Originally posted by SkeeWee14
Soror Ideal08,
He'll cook, clean, and massage your feet before you go to bed (which makes him priceless), but since he's currently a GROWN man with a cold that wouldn't phase a three year old...he's cranky, whiney, and telling me what his momma would do if she were here. All of this is why I'm willing to cut a deal with you to take him off my hands  . So how much will you charge me? And I don't mind if you torture him a little bit .
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Aight Soror, tell you what. You send him to me. The nightly foot massage makes him FREE. Well, almost. You know nothing in life is free.
In return, I will send you Loverman. You train him to give foot massages nightly, and I will cut that 'my mama this' mess right out! Wha'dayasay?