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Old 10-09-2008, 07:13 PM
TSteven TSteven is offline
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From "Vanities"
(Scene I takes place in the Fall of 1963)

School Intercom: Students, I am sad to announce that the President has been shot.

Joanne: The president of the student council has been shot?

Kathy: Oh, my God!

School Intercom: The President was gunned down in Dallas.

Joanne: Dallas? I just saw him in algebra!

School Intercom: If this report is true, classes will be dismissed for the rest of the day.

Kathy: What about the pep rally?

School Intercom: In any case, the football game will take place, as planned, this evening.

All Cheerleaders: Oh, thank God!
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