1. How many times did Urkel pass out from happiness when he finally got his wedding night with Laura?
2. Was the 2004 election really legit or was it rigged?
3. Can we have pets up here? I'd really like to have my dog back...
4. If Jimmy cracked corn and, supposedly, no one cared then why was there a whole song about it?
5. Can I have some alone time with Jesus? Because I have more than five questions.
