Soror Ideal08,
He'll cook, clean, and massage your feet before you go to bed (which makes him priceless), but since he's currently a GROWN man with a cold that wouldn't phase a three year old...he's cranky, whiney, and telling me what his momma would do if she were here. All of this is why I'm willing to cut a deal with you to take him off my hands
. So how much will you charge me? And I don't mind if you torture him a little bit
.