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Since this University's rush starts only when Chuck wants it to, Chuck decides to take Mike Huckabee with him and go to Washington and kick some political ---. Of course, this will delay rush, but the state of the country's finances needs Chuck Norris - now.

Chuck never shirks from a fight, and he is tired of waiting around while Washington can't decide what to do about this financial bailout. So tomorrow morning, the House and the Senate will either decide or face the wrath of Chuck. Mike Huckabee is fervently praying that all ends well.

"What --you Republicans can't decide?" Chuck has plans to make them all vote his way, or end up in the hospital. If he reduces the number of Republicans that can vote, then maybe a conclusion will be reached. More tomorrow on

AS THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK TURNS