[I.A.S.K.]

Dear problem companies and George Dubyah,
I should have known when George Bush said he wouldnt ask tax payers to bail out irresponsible companies that he would do the exact opposite. There is hard evidence and proof that Republicans are bad for the economy. I don't think we have ever had a surplus under a conservative Republican president. For you people to be so conservative you do not conserve much of anything. Since you idiots think I'm going to bail out Fannie while her owners sit on their fat fannys you've clearly lost your minds. So I provide you with my economic plan:
1. Instead of making tax payers have to pay for these people's failures I ask that you sell us government bonds. Sell us bonds with a shorter time span (10-20 years instead of 30 because I dont trust the government that much) than the ones currently on sale (ie: 30 year). You must sell us bonds so that we will willingly bail out these corporate idiots, but not for nothing. We will at least get a return from the money we will spend to bail them out. Now the problem we have in this situation is that the interest to be paid to the people would be actually paid by the people if the government itself paid the interest on the bonds. Clearly, I'm not that much of an idiot that I'd ask you to let me bail-out the corps and pay myself back some interest with my own money. These companies will have to agree to incur the interest cost. This means that when they are back on their feet making millions and billions of dollars again they will have to pay off the interest on the peoples bonds. So, essentially we will loan the government money to bail out the corporate punks and the government will pay us back. Then the corporations will pay us interest as a thank you for bailing them out. This plan works for me in the long run because I will know that I have a sound investment that will pay off and I will get that money back and be able to use it in an economy where my dollar has value. Please don't think you can be slick because I will also require that these be inflation-indexed bonds. My grandmother's daughter didnt raise no fool. Oh, and just one more thing...In order for this to work Barack Obama has to be our next president (cuz I aint buyin chit from McBush. I'd rather invest in a chain of drive through funeral homes.)
2. End the war in Iraq. When a person like me can't pay her phone bill I have to make cut backs. I eat one meal a day instead of two, since I'm broke already I have to prioritize: I have necessity necessities or just regular necessities ( ex: I had to decide to buy an iron for $13 or save the 13 and get a text book I need (an older version of the one I really need) online and borrow an iron. I now borrow an iron.), you must learn to do this. The war in Iraq is an expense we need to get rid of. Another reason B.O. needs to be president.
3. Immediately end our dependence on foreign oil. (ok so I know it wont be immediate, but it needs to be as close as possible). Since this needs to be done ASAHP off-shore drilling is not an option. It is far too costly and it would take too long to work. So, we need to focus on solar, wind, and hydro energy. Yes these are expensive, but they are closer to one time costs. Once the solar panels are in you don't have to pay anymore because the sun is free. Now Palin will be in the dark half of the year, but its okay because she's used to the feeling of being left in the dark (you know, on things like foreign policy and the bush doctorine), but the rest of us will be fine. If we mandate that all government buildings be converted and all new buildings be built to use these alternative energy sources we will greatly depreciate our dependence on foreign oil. Also, we will have to divert some of those Iraqi Freedom funds to scientists so that they can develop some new types of fuels for cars that are effiecient (for the environment, for cost, and for renewability).
As an extra note a nice chunk of those former freedom funds need to be going to education. So that you can pay my tuition and pay for Nikki1920 to go back to workin with the chillins.

Thanks and if you need any more advice on economic policy/planning PM me!

Sincerely,
I.A.S.K.