Chuck is now standing right behind Sarah Palin, guarding her like he did with Mike Huckabee. He is always dressed in black, and he wears his spurs so that anyone who messes with her also has to mess with him.
Moral of the story: Don't mess with Chuck (or Texas).
Also, in case his spurs don't work, Chuck Norris is really good at wielding the Tri-Delt trident.
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