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"Be wary of the toes you step on today, for they might be connected to the ass you must kiss tommorow". -Todd, My big bro

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." --Dave Barry

"Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you". --Joey Adams

"Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important." --Lisa Hoffman

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."--Walter Winchell

"Service is the rent you pay for your time on the Earth."--Charles Eliot

"I'll come up and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."--Tallulah Bankhead

"If you think the price of education is expensive, try ignorance."--Derek Bok

" Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.--Albert Einstein

"Just surrender to the cycle of things, Give yourself to the waves of the Great Change, And when it is time to go, then simply go, Without any unnecessary fuss."--T'ao Ch'ien

"Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance."--Confucius

"Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done right."--Walt Disney

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."--Benjamin Franklin

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."-- Robert Frost

"A war is like when it rains in New York and everybody crowds into doorways, ya know? And they all get chummy together. Perfect strangers. The only difference, of course, is in a war it's also raining on the other side of the street and the people who are chummy over there are trying to kill the people who are over here who are chums."--"Hawkeye" Pierce

"Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers."--Mignon McLaughlin

"Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish."--Michelangelo

" If a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live."--Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

"It is not enough to conquer; one must learn to seduce."--Voltaire

"Why is it, that when we talk to God we are said to be praying. And when God talks to us we are said to be schizophrenic?"--Lily Tomlin

"I am the essence of overconfidence! I am speculation, adventure, the spirit of pursuit, the stag howling for its winsome yet anonymous mate. I am the love call of evolution; the perfume and color of the flowers as they offer their pollen to the gentle buzz of the bees. I am sex itself, gentlemen. I am life. I am appetite!"--Anonymous

"No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back."--Old Turkish Proverb

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."--Mark Twain

"How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin."--Ronald Reagan

"More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other cause."--George Carlin

" I will have no man work for me who has not the capacity to become a partner."--J.C. Penney

"I destroy my enemy when I make him my friend. "--Abraham Lincoln

"Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding."-- Mahatma Ghandi

" May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of his hand."--Irish Proverb