I am not one to criticize anyone's choices, but honestly if you are to present yourself in front of millions of viewers...please....
Gwyneth, you are a striking young lady. But if you can afford the dress, you can afford a decent bra!
Russel Crowe, while long hair to some woman may be "handsome" and "rugged," some of us just find it unkempt. Please invest in a nice haircut.
Miss Lopez, don't quite remember what you were wearing... you're hair was too distracting. And usually I support everything my Puerto Rican people do!
Jeniffer Connely, I know you were going for something "mellow," but going for the Newsies couture line may have been a bit much.
Cameron, please plan accordingly next time so as to not have to get dressed for Oscar night straight from the gym without an opportunity to wash your hair.
Renee Z., darling, please don't let Hollywood get to you. I would have rather seen you flaunting beautiful self esteem in a healthy body weight than flaunting a Carolina Hererra on a skeletal frame.
As far as the actual awards, I am severely dissapointed in the "Titanic" dejavu for "Lord of the Rings". I was pulling for Harry Potter.