[I.A.S.K.]

Dear Neighbors,
There are only three of us in here. We share one small common area (about the size of a 2 man prison cell) and a bathroom. You both seem to be unaware of that fact.
Here are my problems:
1. I'm finding it hard to understand why you two play your music excessively loud and have many people in your room at random times. I like to listen to my music loudly so I understand that desire. What I do not understand is why you must always keep your door wide open. I live right next to you. Contrary to popular belief these walls are not paper thin, but neither are they sound proof. If you would just shut your door I would not have to hear anything.
2. You chose to put up a bathroom cleaning schedule because you felt like you were always cleaning the bathroom. I have no problem with creating a schedule, but I am not your child. If you would like to create a bathroom schedule, as we are required to do, then maybe you should knock on my door and ask if we could get together to complete the agreement we still need to sign and the bathroom schedule as well. I have attempted three times already to get this done. I don't know when it is you've cleaned the bathroom because honestly it has been a mess every time I went in. Each time I shower I have to wash the brown ring of dirt and soap out of the tub before I get in and then I have to basically clean the entire bathroom when I get out of the tub because I can't stand to see it look that bad. I almost missed dinner one day because I had to clean the bathroom (I decided that I would go on strike, but I had to end my strike early for the sake of everyones health). Now, I take issue with the fact that you both think I am going to spend a week cleaning up behind two adults. Each time I use the bathroom I leave no evidence of use. If I use it I clean it when I am finished. If we all did this the necessary cleaning would be minimal.
3. The common area is a major issue. I do not use the common area and have not used it. You two have God knows what stacked in the closet of the common area and you frequently have pizza boxes, trash, blankets, other left over food containers, and miscellaneous items in the common area. It gets so bad that I get comments from my friends who only stop by momentarily to talk or drop something off. Get it together. I refuse to abide by a cleaning schedule that requires that I clean up after you two!