More Confessions:
#1: I'm getting really sick of this wedding. I wish it was over with already. BIL's been calling Hubby all day everyday for the last 3 days fussing about the program and making sure we get into town on time. And if my BIL isn't calling his fiancee is burning up the phone lines calling Hubby about his tux and the program and making sure we get into town on time. She's been calling me too--only to tell me to bring the baby and to make sure he's quiet during the ceremony.
#2: Hubby's wanting us to stay at his brother's house to save money. I'm like

because my BIL's house is gonna be freaking Grand Central Station Friday and Saturday with his huge family coming in and out and wedding prep going on. The Baby, The Teenager, and I won't get any rest at all!
#3: I really wish I could just stay my fat fanny at home. Obama's coming here this weekend and his local campaign office here just called me and asked if I could work at the rally. I had to turn them down.

I am so mad right now. I wanted to meet Obama but noooooo, I have to be at a wedding that I will have no part in and watch Hubby have a grand old time while I wipe the spit up off my good dress.