Well, I have some good news to share with ya'll... I received a call this afternoon from the recruitment chair of a sorority asking me if I would be interested in joining because they just had a spot open up and had gotten my name from the Greek Life Office. So, thanks to COB, I accepted and attended my first new member meeting tonight. I am now a new member of.....
PHI MU!!!!!
(also known as Clydesdale in my story)
I was so happy to hear this news and immediately told my friends down the hall who were equally (if not more) excited

This all happened so suddenly, but I am extremely grateful that I now have a happy ending to my story.
Thanks to everyone for your support throughout this whole process. I really appreciate the advice and encouragement you have given me!