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@ SoRHOr NP: Wow... But you had a good time and looked great doing it!
Dear TonyB06,
In the words of Mister's father, "You has my sympathies."
Dear Regis Philbin:
I saw that Sweet n' Low commercial today. That "zing" in the sweetener that you're talking about is the acidic taste of saccharin, which most people have learned is a harmful cancer-causing agent. So you're okay associating your name and reputation with a product that carries the warning, "Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals"? Anything to make a buck I guess.
I respected your loyalty to Notre Dame despite the past few years of the football team struggling. You should be loyal to your team. But you should be loyal to your fanbase of soccer moms and retirees. Lead them away from the saccharin. There's at least 3 other choices at decent coffee shops and a lot of restaurants.
PS I'd be this upset if it were Barack Obama, Morgan Freeman, Oprah Winfrey, or Flava Flav promoting the nastiness tha is Sweet n Low.
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