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Originally Posted by Senusret I
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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Have dead baby jokes been told on here before?
I haven't checked through this thread but...
What's grosser than one dead baby nailed to a tree?
one dead baby nailed to ten trees.
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Overall, though, it's the bigness of the car that counts the most. Because when something bad happens in a really big car – accidentally speeding through the middle of a gang of unruly young people who have been taunting you in a drive-in restaurant, for instance – it happens very far away – way out at the end of your fenders. It's like a civil war in Africa; you know, it doesn't really concern you too much. - P.J. O'Rourke
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