[OneTimeSBX]

a priest took a shower and was leaving the bathroom after he left his robe in the room, he decided to make a run for it. as he got to the hallway, he heard three nuns coming, so he laid against the wall and pretended to be a statue.

the first nun walked up and wondered what he was. she pulled his d*ck and he dropped his soap. "oh!" she said, "its a soap dispenser!"

the second nun walked up and pulled his d*ck, and he dropped his sponge. "oh!" she said, "its a sponge holder too!"

the third nun walked up and pulled his d*ck, but nothing happened. so she pulled it again and again. finally she turned around and said "OH! its a lotion dispenser too!"

this one is one of my favorites lol!