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Dear John "Maverick" McCain:
Thank you for successfully making me sleepy without having to partake in my usual ritual of taking a shot of nyquil. After your excessivly boring speech about how you have been a POW, and blah, blah, blah. You spent a small amount of time talking about the REAL issues at hand.
BTW, your basic public speaking tactics are shot to hell. As the leader of this country and the free world, it scares me to know that you would be forced to speak on this country's behalf to persons far more intelligent than you.
And as for your VP nominee, please advise her to stick to the issues and refrain from political mud-slinging. In case she fails to realize, she is not in the best position to make such remarks.
Slomberly yours,
KAPPAtivating
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"The heart of a champion isn't measured by the victories, but whether or not you will rise to face the challenge even when you stand alone." ~KAPPAtivating
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