Aw, man, I get busy for a few days, come back to catch up, and no one QFPd this classic trainwreck-to-be???!?!?! Come on, ladies, I expected more from all of you!
OP, you're either a (bad) perp, or a sadly misguided rushee that is probably headed for disappointment. And you won't get sympathy here if you're being a jerk to the people who started out trying to help you on top of it all.