Awwww...don't hate on Dick Vitale! I love that guy
As for the ones to hate:
Russell Crowe: Grow up you overgrown child!
Cameron Diaz: Now that you're loaded, maybe you can buy yourself some class!
Mariah Carey: Just check in the looney bin and stay!
Michael Jordan: As a Knicks fan, of course I hate him. But as a basketball fan, he's still an ass. Give it up brothah! You're an old man who needs validation, and you ain't findin it on the court.
Roger Clements: As a Mets fan, again, of course I hate him. But throwing a bat at Mike Piazza and saying you thought it was the ball?!? Did you smoke enough crack before that? Old man, you may still be an awesome pitcher, but apparently you need some of those Wild Thing glasses from Major League.