Senruset:
day 1 and I had to restrain myself already
. It's the hormones, it's the hormones. And yes, sitchoazz down before you get sick (like me). What's up for the party for Noah 'n' nem's film debut?
(Satan's helpers are the middle school girls)
IASK:
the older I get, the more I turn into mamanikki1920. Scary is NOT the word, lol!!! The very things I SWORE I'd never say to my kid come out of my mouth, but I know NOT who speaks. lol. And she laughs at me when I do it!!! Karma, indeed.
NiaX: tell dude to speed on 'fore he gets peed on.
Dear medicines:
can you please not attack my stomach before I go to bed? I'm trying to get some sleep, dammit! (b/c I don't know which one of you is the cause)
Dear Sarah Palin,
I'd like you to meet my friends pot and kettle. Kthxbye.
Dear MTV:
ok, ok, ok!! Damn!! We know the VMAs are coming up!! And WHO is Russel Brandt, Brown, whatever-his-name-is??!! More importantly, why is he hosting? The commercials with Britney are the best things about it so far.
Dear Britney:
Keep up the good work, girl!! I'm pulling for you!!
Signed,
closeted fan of yours