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Originally Posted by nikki1920
But lose the attitude, offspring. I can and will take you out if need be. I love you...
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Originally Posted by nikki1920
The offspring is now in my bed (ON MY SIDE, no less!!) because she said she couldn't sleep, she's too excited.  |
Dear Nikki1920,
OMG, You are bring back memories! Just like a mother to tell you they love you and threaten your life in the same breath. LOL. I've heard "I brought you into this world and I will take you out" so many times I should call it my moms mantra for parenthood. That kept me in line tho because I did/do still think she would do it. And sleeping on your side is just a little bit of payback! She's letting you know who runs the house! lol.
Dear Parent,
Your pep talks are NOT pep talks. They're more like "I'm gonna call and tell you every detail about your situation and why it sucks and how its your fault and how you're about to end up a bum sitting at home with your parent and everything you should have done to ensure that this did not happen and then proceed to ask a millie and one questions". I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'm avoiding your calls for a reason. It really does nothing but make things worse.