Jennifer Lopez- As a fellow Puerto Rican, you embarrass me because you SO fit the stereotype
Britney Spears- Can the innocent act, sweetie. No one really believes you're a virgin. If you're going to be a role model for young girls, put on some clothes! And stop singing in that awful nasal voice!
Anna Kournikova- Are you a tennis player, or a scantily-clad model? Make up your mind!
John Rocker- Just because you don't play for the Braves anymore doesn't mean I have to stop despising you. Get some class.