Dear Matress Wearhouse guy,
Thanks for the HUGE discount on the queen matress you sold me yesterday, it was a huge help to my budget, because I had no intentions of buying one yesterday, I was just shopping around, but your discount was the deal maker.
Dear new matress..WELCOME!! You are wonderful. My back didn't hurt when I woke up this morning and I don't remember tossing around as much. I look forward to many nights with you
Dear old matress..goodbye. It has been fun.
Signed,
Rested Treblk