Carrot Top - I love to see that little girl kick him on the 1-800-Call-ATT commercials.
Jennifer Lopez - Use your full name - "j.lo" sounds retarded. You are not gelitain.
Creed - Just admit you are a Christian Band. And stop having a Jesus complex.
Lil' Kim - Your contribution to "Lady Marmalade" (*hey, hey, <insert nasal french sound>*) was retarded. And get some tops that cover both boobs.
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