[Jimmy Choo]

Originally Posted by KSUViolet06

I forgot this gem from the weekend:

I ran into a girl I went to HS with at the grocery store. She is getting married in a week. She asked me if I was married and I said no, and she said "That's a shame."

I ingored that and asked her what she was up to lately, and her response was "Oh we both are still at WalMart."

She asked me what I was up to and I told her (grad school). She said "Oh wow that's great, I didn't really wanna go to college, I felt like it wasn't something I needed to be successful in life."

She went on to tell me that they are living with his mom right now, because they put an offer on a house but "isn't sure why but they turned it down." I tried to sound concerned like "Wow that's a shame." She was like "OMG we were soo upset, I mean we both have great part time jobs I don't know what happened."

Then she ends the convo with "Oh I forgot to tell you, we're having a baby, so you should give me your address for shower invites. I'm soo excited, that's the thing we both want more than anything!"

Stuff like this makes me want to beat my head against a wall......