I'm glad this was bumped! I would have never read it otherwise.
My favorite replies when people find out I'm in a sorority:
- "What? But you seem so nice!" (As if I have to be a stuck-up snob to be a sorority girl.)
- "How many frat guys did you have to sleep with before they let you in?"
- "But you're SMART."
- "You're in which sorority? I thought they were all ugly!"