[AlwaysSAI]

I'll never forget this.

I was in 2nd grade and I sat in the back of the room. You can get away with anything in the back of the room, right?

I take a bottle of glue, pour some on my hands, spread it out and blow on it so it will dry and I can pick it off. As soon as it dried and I was ready to pick it off my teacher goes, "AwaysSAI, you can go wash your hands now."

Oh, and in kindergarten my teacher threatened that if I ate glue one more time she would call my mom. After that, I just ate the glue when she wasn't looking.