Okay, why did I receive the February Issue of "Honey" magazine in MARCH?
Okay, why is it that I have not subscribed to this 'zine at all or ANY 'zine?
Okay, why is it that I am going to write using a big, black marker on the cover (on top of Alicia's face) that I DO NOT SUBSCRIBE TO THIS ZINE!

THEREFORE, stop sending it to me?
Okay, why is it that I have to nip that chit in the bud, now?
Okay, why is it that these folks have some nerve?
Okay, why will they eventually send me a blip blip bill?
Okay, why is it that I will send the blip blip bill BACK to 'em with a nice note on the outside of the envelope?
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