"Why haven't you stopped asking me that question yet?"
Seriously. I tried answering honestly the first few times - as much as I love my family and the crazy aunts/uncles that always seem to ask that... I don't love them enough to keep all the sarcasm under wraps.
Although I did bite my lip pretty hard after saying "Single sex marriage isn't legal in New York State yet." - although it did stop the person in question from asking again (but made for interesting family Christmas letters).
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