People, people. Relax, relate, release. I've come up with a FOOLPROOF way to end this Sigma Chi/TKE fight once and for all.
I'm going to do a "compare and contrast" of two of these fraternities' famous alums, who are also NFL alumni. The winner obviously belongs to the best fraternity.
Terry Bradshaw: TKE
Mike Ditka: Sigma Chi
Bradshaw: Played in Pittsburgh
Ditka: Grew up in Pittsburgh
Bradshaw: Better accent
Ditka: Better hair
Bradshaw: More years as a commentator
Ditka: More mentions on Saturday Night Live
So as you all can see, the clear winner in this immensely important contest is...
Greg Lloyd - for dropping the F-bomb on national television, in front of Dan Rooney, in his underwear.
Don't thank me, just knowing I have provided the answer to everyone who's been losing sleep over this is thanks enough.
