There's no use getting angry about the things you cannot change save it for the things you can change - Me
Pretty much the whole song Fruitcakes by Jimmy Buffet but here are a few excerpts:
"It's a jungle out there kiddies Have a very fruitful day"
"Your tax dollars at work"
"Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die" - DMB
"The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them." - Albert Einstein
"The only reason I do this is to stamp out ignorance and apathy - do you know the difference between the two? Ignorance is when you don't know enough to care and apathy is when you don't care enough to know." - My old Management teacher Mike MacDonald on why he teaches.