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Originally Posted by CrackerBarrel
They should give them a break. After all, it's Pike, they keep a fire truck in the front yard for christ's sake. And if the house did catch on fire, they could dump all their creatine and muscle milk on it to put it out.
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I imagined that gel could put it out pretty easily.
Hairspray's a bit flammable though.
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Overall, though, it's the bigness of the car that counts the most. Because when something bad happens in a really big car – accidentally speeding through the middle of a gang of unruly young people who have been taunting you in a drive-in restaurant, for instance – it happens very far away – way out at the end of your fenders. It's like a civil war in Africa; you know, it doesn't really concern you too much. - P.J. O'Rourke
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