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4) A Set of Balls for Your Truck
The trailer hitch doppelganger of a pissing Calvin sticker, "Your Nutz" are the ideal vehicle accessory for any guy who decides a V8 Hemi is still a little too subtle. Giving your truck its own set of balls makes a bold statement about the type of life you lead. It says "I'm not afraid to let it all hang out." It says "I've got stones" and "Convention be damned, I do what I want." But most importantly, it tells everyone else on the road to watch out for the asshole in the pickup that spent twenty-five bucks on a fake pair of balls.

So I was driving home from work the other night and the pickup in front of me had these in blue. And then it struck me- aren't blue balls a bad thing? So what is this guy trying to say- that his truck gives him blue balls?

As for bluetooth headsets, the guys I work with all wear these 24-7 and it annoys me to no end. I usually ask them when Scotty is going to beam them up.