[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by lil_sunshine

Dear Barbie:

Thank you for taking a vacay day today so I could get this off my chest in your absence.

Now, can your bottle blonde azz PLEASE get your stuff together? I know the old adage about blondes being dumb is true in some remote cases, but you as a BOTTLE blonde make them all look bad. Your blatant stupidity knows no bounds. A bag of rocks has a higher IQ than you ever will. You, as my immediate supervisor, give me tasks to complete for you which I do because it's my job. But why do you choose not to give me a deadline or time frame when these tasks need to be completed and then you catch an attitude when I don't finish in lightening speed? The last time I checked, I was a human being, not Superman or Cheetara from the Thundercats. So you need to fall back with that stupid attitude of yours and continue surfing the internet during work hours, since it seems to be the only thing you're good at anyway. So I'm gonna give you a stern warning- which you may take as a ghetto attitude since I'm the only AA person in the entire office: Next time you ask me to do something and you either don't show me how to do it right the first time or complain about how long I'm taking, I'ma smack you upside your cabbage with a jar of mayo and make cole slaw!!!!!!!

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