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7) Puka Shell Necklaces
Although only the first link in the popped collar/white hat trifecta, the puka shell necklace is still a strong stand alone sign of douchiness. Unless you're a Hawaii native there's really no way to justify adding this little piece of island flair to your classy khaki and pink polo shirt ensemble.
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What's funny is that us Hawaii natives don't even wear puka shell necklaces.
I get the feeling that these present-day douchebags' grandfathers probably came here decades ago, went back to the mainland, labeled it cool.