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Originally posted by Bamboozled
HC I just registered with GC, but I'm going to jump right on in here like I've been here forever?
HC I have a dating experience I want to share?
HC it just happened last night?
HC I met this gorgeous dude about two weeks ago?
HC he just relocated from Cali?
HC he had mad excuses off the bat about leaving Cali on short notice, so his car and other necessities hadn't made it yet?
HC I know I can be kinda highfalutin sometimes, so I agreed to go out with him anyhow?
HC since he had no car, I had to pick him up for the date? 
HC that is a big no no with me?
So, HC I did anyway and HE asked ME if I wanted to go to the movies?
HC we get in the theater, it's packed, and this fool pulls out a roll of dimes to pay? 
HC there was a couple behind me that I knew?
HC they, and everyone behind us in line, saw all this?
HC I was so embarrassed?
HC I realized that I am what I am and that's highfalutin, so I left his broke azz right there at the theater?
HC he really wasn't that far from his house, so I'm sure he had enough change left to make it home?
HC he's been blowing up my phone ever since and I just won't answer?
HC I'm too damn old to be taken out by some dude with dimes?
HC he's 30 and clearly should know better?
HC if he didn't have any money he should have just suggested that we stay in and watch something on cable?
HC I hope some dude is out there reading this and realizes that he should NEVER take a woman out if he doesn't have the means to do so?
HC damn, what if I would have wanted some snacks or something?
HC I really do feel better now?
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HC I am still rolling at the roll of DIMESS
??
HC he at least could have had a roll of quarters?
HC OMGoodness, that is the end to be all ends?
HC I would have left his behind too?
HC I WOULD NOT
be trying to call someone that left me at the movies?
HC that is a sign that this bruh has problems?
HC I'm still laughing at the roll of dimes?