Most of the things on my list have already been said, which makes me feel better about having them.
*murky eyes--I need the whites of your eyes to actually be white
*smacking while eating
*using the n-word or referring to women as the b-word
*cross-eyed or cock-eyed
*body odor
*excessive tattoos
*jacked up teeth
*hair that's longer than mine
*incapable of speaking standard English or spelling correctly
Things that would be nothing against him, I just probably couldn't handle would be:
*kids
*military